B.I.B.L.E. — Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth | Funny Christian T-Shirt
White / S
$34.99
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Five letters. One whole sermon.
B.I.B.L.E. — Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. A clean, bold take on the acronym every believer knows by heart, printed crisp on soft, bright tees made for everyday wear.
Available in white, natural, light blue, Carolina blue, light pink, and azalea, it's the kind of shirt you reach for on a Sunday morning or a Tuesday grocery run — comfortable enough to live in, clear enough to start a conversation without saying a word.
Want the premium dark-and-gold look? See our B.I.B.L.E. Gold Edition in maroon, navy, and black.
✝ Soft, comfortable fit — wears great all day
✝ Vivid, detailed print that holds its color wash after wash
✝ A meaningful gift for the believer who appreciates beauty and truth
✝ Available in a range of sizes (S-5XL)
Faith you can wear. Truth you can share.
Printed and shipped from within the USA.
Gildan 5000
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
B.I.B.L.E. — Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth | Funny Christian T-Shirt
$34.99
Five letters. One whole sermon.
B.I.B.L.E. — Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. A clean, bold take on the acronym every believer knows by heart, printed crisp on soft, bright tees made for everyday wear.
Available in white, natural, light blue, Carolina blue, light pink, and azalea, it's the kind of shirt you reach for on a Sunday morning or a Tuesday grocery run — comfortable enough to live in, clear enough to start a conversation without saying a word.
Want the premium dark-and-gold look? See our B.I.B.L.E. Gold Edition in maroon, navy, and black.
✝ Soft, comfortable fit — wears great all day
✝ Vivid, detailed print that holds its color wash after wash
✝ A meaningful gift for the believer who appreciates beauty and truth
✝ Available in a range of sizes (S-5XL)
Faith you can wear. Truth you can share.
Printed and shipped from within the USA.
Gildan 5000
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |