I Love God But Some of His Children...? - Funny Christian Sweatshirt
White / S
$44.99
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Let's be honest. You love God. Completely. But some of His children? That's a daily test of grace — and now you can wear that truth all winter long.
This cozy crewneck says what every believer has thought but nobody says out loud. Bold, funny, and 100% relatable to anyone who's ever smiled through a church committee meeting.
✝ Heavyweight fleece blend — warm, substantial, built to last
✝ Classic unisex crewneck fit — relaxed and comfortable for everyone
✝ Bold faith-forward heart design that starts conversations
✝ Perfect gift for the honest Christian in your life
Whether it's Sunday service, Bible study, or just surviving another family gathering — this sweatshirt has your back.
Sizes S–5XL | Printed and shipped from within the USA.
"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." — Romans 3:23. Some of them just try our patience more than others.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
I Love God But Some of His Children...? - Funny Christian Sweatshirt
$44.99
Let's be honest. You love God. Completely. But some of His children? That's a daily test of grace — and now you can wear that truth all winter long.
This cozy crewneck says what every believer has thought but nobody says out loud. Bold, funny, and 100% relatable to anyone who's ever smiled through a church committee meeting.
✝ Heavyweight fleece blend — warm, substantial, built to last
✝ Classic unisex crewneck fit — relaxed and comfortable for everyone
✝ Bold faith-forward heart design that starts conversations
✝ Perfect gift for the honest Christian in your life
Whether it's Sunday service, Bible study, or just surviving another family gathering — this sweatshirt has your back.
Sizes S–5XL | Printed and shipped from within the USA.
"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." — Romans 3:23. Some of them just try our patience more than others.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |